Dumb girls.

It's almost two in the morning and i still can't catch a wink. I don't know why but i'm feeling mean right now. =)

Had a conversation with the girlfriends earlier on. One of the topics we talked about really caught my attention. Dumb girls with their dumb pose.

Yes, you read that correctly. I've noticed this for quite some time now.

When you browse through Friendster profiles or bloghopped, and if you're observant enough, you would noticed that at least half the pictures you see are dumb girls trying to act cute. Most of them with their so-called creative poses invented by them.

Like what one of the girlfriends said, why can't they smile normally instead of giving that (so not) cute-constipated look. The one with the strained facial muscles as though they were held captive by some psycho and are forced to smile.
I mean, god, can't you smile properly? If you can't then please frown instead. I think the frown look is better than that constipated look.

And of course there's that scruffy-puppy look. Please lah, not cute. Totally not cute at all. If you want to look like a puppy, then wait for your next life to be one. I mean like, urgh. Once in a while if you do it for fun is quite alright but certainly not EVERY single time. Isn't it obvious you're craving for attention? And then there's that whiny-toned voice. Oh please!
No one and certainly not me, are gonna say "Aww.. you look/sound soo cute!!".

*a short pause here since the blogger needs to go off to one corner and puke.

Catch my drift? I mean why can't these girls just smile normally and pose nicely in front of the camera. I understand that if you're on the mood for cam-whoring, that kind of stupid pose is kind of acceptable. But posing stupidly in front of the camera alone, and doing it multiple times? HOHO. Losing a screw there i see.

Then out of the blue, one of the girlfriends suggested i invent a pose. HOHOHO. Wrong move my dear friend.

Let's see. What kind of pose eh?
How about the infamous two-finger-at-the-side-of-your-eyes look?
Oh no wait. Darn! Some idiot invented that already. Ok, ok. Let's see..
AHA! Brilliant idea! How about sucking-your-thumb-and-say-mwamwa? I mean isn't that cute! When you want to take a picture or whatever, you suck your thumb and say "Chewzze" instead of the normal "Cheese" cause you want to look/sound cute. Now you can always be cute like a baby! Yippiee~!!

Pffttuuii!!

I'll never, i repeat, NEVER be caught dead doing that. That's insufferable!
And if my own girlfriends do that, which i know they too will never ever do that, i'll strangle them. Hahha. =)

So you see i have this discrimination against dumb girls. It's just sad the way those girls carry themselves. Actually there's more to this than dumb poses but i figured i won't say more to cause those dumb girls who reads this post to weep. =)

So next time you come talk to me, please don't use that whiny-act-cute tone cause no, i will not be the person who says you're soo cute. Or even chat with me on msn using 'ii' or 'euu' or 'lub' for love or even 'mishhh' for miss.
Please ah. You've been warned.
And even if you do the following, make sure i'm not in the mood to diss people. =D


Okay then. Happy studying people!


`adios.